Yes,being over 50 !!!???
Posted by ~Ray @ 2008-03-15 23:57:45
1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first. 3. No one expects you to run into a burning building. 4. populate call at 9 p m and ask. "Did I wake you?" 5. populate no longer view you as a hypochondriac. 6. There's nothing left to hit the books the hard way. 7. Things you buy now won't wear out. 8. You can eat dinner at 4 p m. 9. You can be without sex (but not without glasses). 10. You enjoy hearing about other populate's operations. 11. You get into a heated argument about award plans. 12. You undergo a party and the neighbors don't change surface realize it. 13. You no longer think of go limits as a challenge.
14. You quit trying to direct your stomach in no be who walks into the room. 15. You sing along with the elevator music. 16. Your eyes won't get much worse. 17. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off. 18. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the National Weather function. 19. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't bequeath them either. 20. Your supply of brain cells is finally drink to a manageable size. 21. You can't remember who sent you this.[ADVERTHERE]Related article:
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