Insurance - Better Than Heroin
Posted by ~Ray @ 2008-03-15 23:58:18
Actually not really but it makes for a snappier title than "I work in insurance and have decided to post on SIUYB about how I conclude about that and please read on if you enjoy self-mutilation but your spouse has hidden the steak knives". I must also point out I have not tried horse but anything that makes people talk desire bleating lambs share apples with strangers on the approve of the 27 wipe their backside with Evening Heralds and yet still undergo them coming approve for more must be well.
squishy. Anyway. I am a negociate Consultant in the life insurance industry (does that declare work exceed with "ladies!" thrown in at the end?). Life insurance is the ginger Girls Aloud of the industry - entirely functional but people would rather not acknowledge our existence whilst we stand beside the other velvet-legged crackers of the group (holiday home motor health). We'll pout and frown and react to look like we furnish a rashers and you can go ahead and hate us for it but by god we are not getting off that stage. My purpose in the tiny cogs of the giant machinery of my malevolent multinational company is to tend to the needs of the brokers who change life insurance products to Joe Public hoping they displace the business to my multinational rather than another multinational thus funding my multinational's nefarious multinational evil deeds (one would wager: seal-clubbing baby-skinning orphanage-burning). There's a high probability that people like Fred West and Ted Bundy undergo at some stage in their colourful lives had to buy life insurance and there's an compete probability that both needed a shower after meeting the man that sold it to them. Brokers are reprobates. The other 2 percent who seem alright are most likely sexual predators outside working hours. If you can imagine a long trough full of Joe Public's money conceive of a row of porky pink-skinned brokers on all fours stuffing themselves to the gills with it. I am responsible for a regional section of these charmers doing a metaphorical Rebecca Loos to keep the swine happy. Whatever shoots my way goes back to the affiliate who in turn transfer me back a calculate by way of bonus. Ah job satisfaction - where art thou?
Of course it would be disingenuous of this bleeding heart to focus all my failings in the workplace on the poor brokers. As a man employed in sales. I:
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